Pot Plant Travel Tales T-Shirts

Flower pot tries to escape to the next balcony.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Mantis Love

Gardening#2

A Venus cow trap.

Thanks

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Pea

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Person carrying balloons and plants.

'So much for talking to plants. I distinctly heard it tell me to shut up!'

Bird nesting in the garden.

'Oh my - hasn't he grown!'

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

"You've definitely got water retention..."

Poinsettia

"Things are getting really bad around here. Phil, the office plant, was just let go."

Pollination Process

"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?"

Biotechnology in agriculture

"We only test our drugs on plants, so we have to do lots and lots of extrapolating."

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

Pollution.

"It's inoperable and perennial."

"I called you my little succulent because you're low maintenance."