Pot Banger Gifts

"Thank you."

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

"I said slime."

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'Needs more kale.'

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

"I'm looking for something a little more open pan."

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

Magic Mushrooms

"Something pickled this way comes!"

"I'm hexting."

"Does this poison smell weird to you?"

"Eye of toad, ear of bat and that horrible lumpy bit in the middle of a Pot Noodle."

Alcopop to Can of lager, "You said to come and see you if I had a problem, Dad!"

"No fog lips, rat guts or bat teeth? I hate going vegan!"