Pot Banger Gifts

"Thank you."

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

"I said slime."

Eric Clapton.

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'Needs more kale.'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

ABC. Uh-oh, here comes the penalty for early withdrawal.

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

"I'm looking for something a little more open pan."

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

"Say, Bill, how's that new crop of yours doing?"

Spells. I love Wiccanpedia!

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

"Eye of newt, spit of dragon ... eww - there's a hair in the brew."

"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

"Something pickled this way comes!"

"I'm hexting."

Magic Mushrooms

"Does this poison smell weird to you?"

"Eye of toad, ear of bat and that horrible lumpy bit in the middle of a Pot Noodle."

Alcopop to Can of lager, "You said to come and see you if I had a problem, Dad!"

'Ok. We've tried monkey's paw, eye of newt, bat's blood and raven's claw.'