Postmodern Literature Fan Gifts

"Read it again, Daddy!"

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Well, we needed the rain."

Dating an English Major

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

Book vs technology

James Joyce.

Eugene Ionesco

Book Worm

Adam and Eve Arrested

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

Books*. *Batteries not included.

Rabbits picknick

Actually, could you just e-mail me your electronic signature? Meet the author.

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

"The definitions in this dictionary seem at odds with the words they're describing?"

James Joyce

'Caution: Channeling Haruki Murakami.'

Meet The Ghostwriter

The Milbrook Verney chair in literature. The C.K. Frebish endowment for footnotes.

Winnie the Pooh bungey jumping

'But you're a dog! How can you know how to read?!?'

'I'm still trying to build up a following here, but I'm huge in Lilliput.'

James Joyce

"Thou...thee...thine? What are you getting at, Buster?"

Picasso at Cirque du Soleil

A detective selling a copy of Sherlock Holmes.

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."

'The students in my contemporary literature class are quoting from deejay Baby Puff Dragon. I have no idea what they're talking about.'

Tell the author your idea for a book at 3 pm.