Postmodern Literature Fan T-Shirts

"Read it again, Daddy!"

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Dating an English Major

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

Book vs technology

James Joyce.

Adam and Eve Arrested

Book Worm

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

Eugene Ionesco

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

'Caution: Channeling Haruki Murakami.'

"The definitions in this dictionary seem at odds with the words they're describing?"

James Joyce

Rabbits picknick

Meet The Ghostwriter

The Milbrook Verney chair in literature. The C.K. Frebish endowment for footnotes.

Winnie the Pooh bungey jumping

'But you're a dog! How can you know how to read?!?'

'I'm still trying to build up a following here, but I'm huge in Lilliput.'

Jack Kerouac

'The students in my contemporary literature class are quoting from deejay Baby Puff Dragon. I have no idea what they're talking about.'

James Joyce

A detective selling a copy of Sherlock Holmes.

The Emperor of Irony

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."

Tell the author your idea for a book at 3 pm.

Picasso at Cirque du Soleil