Postal Hobbyists Pillows

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Grrrr....'

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

You've Got Mail

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Envelopes.

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

A postal worker opens a bag of air mail.

'Sure I can do same day service.'

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

Royal Mail Privatisation

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

Clerk: 'They recalled the series of Famous Lawyer stamps... people were spitting on the wrong side.'

Postman delivering post

"Hmm - a letter through the door - Do not bend. Then how am I supposed to pick it up?"

Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.

We lose a lot of packages -- what makes yours so special?

US POSTAL SERVICE

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

Racers' Gate.

A Misdelivered Letter

If the world is getting smaller, how come the postal rates keep going up?

Airmail box.