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"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Grrrr....'

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

You've Got Mail

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

'Would you believe that somebody asked me to deliver their mail yesterday Where did that come from'

'Sure I can do same day service.'

Envelopes.

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

Royal Mail Privatisation

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

A postal worker opens a bag of air mail.

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

Actual reader mail. Dear Dr. Sadie, Bless you Doctor. I wrote you back last July and asked you if I could expand my grumpiness beyond getting up in the morning. I took your wonderful advice and now there isn't a neighbor, fellow employee or friend that's not fed up with me. You have given me a new existence and once I get out of this lousy jail I'll let the rest of the world know just how annoying I am. I owe it all to you, Sadie. If you ever need a testimonial, call me. Signed, An ol' stick in

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

A man stands before a post box with no slot to put his letter

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

Clerk: 'They recalled the series of Famous Lawyer stamps... people were spitting on the wrong side.'

Postman delivering post

"Hmm - a letter through the door - Do not bend. Then how am I supposed to pick it up?"

We lose a lot of packages -- what makes yours so special?

Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.

Racers' Gate.

US POSTAL SERVICE

If the world is getting smaller, how come the postal rates keep going up?

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

A Misdelivered Letter

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'