Postal Collectibles Pillows

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

'C'mon get it straight.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

Trump Poutine

The Gladiator.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

The Pencil and Sharpener

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

"You're fired, Withron. I got a terrific deal on a handful of ballpoints."

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

'Grrrr....'

Keep on Truckin.

Biro Diversity

"It makes you look old."

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"I don't think my parents have a lot of confidence in me."

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

Leonard Nimoy

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"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

'What is it, Gassy? Is Timmy in trouble?'

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

"I used to be a veterinarian."

"No not the puppy please"