Postal Collectibles Prints

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

'C'mon get it straight.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

Trump Poutine

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

The Pencil and Sharpener

The Gladiator.

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"You're fired, Withron. I got a terrific deal on a handful of ballpoints."

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

Keep on Truckin.

'Grrrr....'

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

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'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'