Post-workout Indulger Mugs

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

Happy Hour

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Professional woman in pub

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

"My boss said I have narcolepsy. She could have waited to tell me after I woke up."

'A Fucking Drink'

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

"Hey! What's with the 'home run trot'? You struck out!"

Pizza and Related Searches.

"Held up at work? You could have called."

"He couldn't sink that last putt, so now he's trying to drown it."

I know you wanted a virgin but it's all I could find at this time on a Friday night.

'That's the last time I have cheese for supper...!'

"It's all set. If your husband tries to get into the fridge after 9pm he'll receive an electrical shock

"Banana! Banana! My energy break!"

Supermarket Aisles.

Reminder from my Telebartender. Gotta go!

'The students must be back then.'

"I'm fairly sure you can't count jaffa cakes as one of your five a day."

'What are you grinning at? It's only 5.30.'

'Congratulations. You're the world's first exercycle potato.'

The online exercise class was going rather well.

'Doner Kebab Card' I would like someone to eat my kebab in the event that I am too pissed to do so'

"I like to start après-ski early."

Cross Fit

"For crying out loud, what's all that racket down there? Are those kids raiding the kitchen again?"

The Starving Night

'Very good, Now ten more reps...and a one, and a two and ...'

'If I collapse there's a cherry danish in my lunchbox.'

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

"I know . . . your job's a pressure cooker. So will tonight be natural or quick release?"