Post-fitness Journey Mugs

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

On the back of the t-shirt...

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Exercise now!

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

Exercise Bars

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

Jogging...

"When I suggested you should walk a couple of miles a day I didn't mean to just see me!"

Guy in gym

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

'she's been at that three weeks now and it hasn't moved an inch.'

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

"Keep goin', Harry. No pain, no gain!"

"He's like having our own personal trainer. . ."

Ring for Service.

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

'If God had wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them closer to my hands!'

'I'm downsizing in hopes of a merger.'

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