Post-vacation Mishaps Gifts

Terminal 5 lost luggage ID department.

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

'How was your holiday?' - 'Fantastic! Great weather! Great food! No illness!' - 'So, back to work tomorrow, then?' - 'Yeah, I guess so.' - 'Lousy, germ free holiday.'

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

'Welcome back, Mary. How were the vacations?'

"Home is where the WiFi is."

"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"

"The holiday was a real eye opener...the crowds,the unbearable heat and noise,the chaos...and that was just at Heathrow."

"Here we use the email term 'out of the office', not 'away lazing on a Spanish beach, without a care in the world.'"

John was bck from extended leave, but he hadn't quite got in the swing of things yet.

Mommy and I are back from New Zealand. How was your trip? It was great. I got to see where the Hobbits lived. And there was green everywhere. Then we had to go. They wouldn't grant you and your mom refugee status? No. We tried Antarctica after that. We tried real hard to fit in. But the penguins just would not accept us as part of their society. Tell your mommy Trump's only going to be president for eight short years.

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

Excess Baggage: For many of us 'Roughing it' means staying at a hotel without room service.

"I've managed to arrange cover while you're on holiday. Janet has cancelled her honeymoon and John will probably be able to have his operation next year. You just go off and enjoy yourself."

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

'It's good to be back, Ms. Norton.. did anything important happen while I was away?'

'Life size enlargements done here.' - 'Do my pictures of the pyramids please.'

'I went with a tour group to Europe, and they dumped me in Spain.'

Seagulls landing

"Did you forget to tell anyone to water the garden while we were away?"

Lost Baggage - 'Do any of these look like yours?'

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home from your overseas vacation.

"Frankly, I've about had it with air travel."

"Hi, I'm the new you."

"You simply must tell me about that African Vacation you took!"

'I just needed to get away for a while and recharge my batteries.'

"It's his first day back at work."

'I see you decided against hiring a replacement while I was on vacation.'

"We took a yachting holiday last year, strayed into the Bermuda Triangle, miraculously made it home somehow, but Brian's hair disappeared."

Very funny, but I believe the term is 'jet lag,' not 'jet hag.'

"But Darling you always wanted to swim with dolphins"