Post-vacation Mishaps T-Shirts

Terminal 5 lost luggage ID department.

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

'How was your holiday?' - 'Fantastic! Great weather! Great food! No illness!' - 'So, back to work tomorrow, then?' - 'Yeah, I guess so.' - 'Lousy, germ free holiday.'

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

'Welcome back, Mary. How were the vacations?'

"Home is where the WiFi is."

"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"

"The holiday was a real eye opener...the crowds,the unbearable heat and noise,the chaos...and that was just at Heathrow."

"Here we use the email term 'out of the office', not 'away lazing on a Spanish beach, without a care in the world.'"

John was bck from extended leave, but he hadn't quite got in the swing of things yet.

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

"I've managed to arrange cover while you're on holiday. Janet has cancelled her honeymoon and John will probably be able to have his operation next year. You just go off and enjoy yourself."

Excess Baggage: For many of us 'Roughing it' means staying at a hotel without room service.

'It's good to be back, Ms. Norton.. did anything important happen while I was away?'

"Did you forget to tell anyone to water the garden while we were away?"

Seagulls landing

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home from your overseas vacation.

"You simply must tell me about that African Vacation you took!"

"Frankly, I've about had it with air travel."

'I went with a tour group to Europe, and they dumped me in Spain.'

'Life size enlargements done here.' - 'Do my pictures of the pyramids please.'

"Hi, I'm the new you."

'I just needed to get away for a while and recharge my batteries.'

"It's his first day back at work."

'I see you decided against hiring a replacement while I was on vacation.'

"We took a yachting holiday last year, strayed into the Bermuda Triangle, miraculously made it home somehow, but Brian's hair disappeared."

Very funny, but I believe the term is 'jet lag,' not 'jet hag.'

"But Darling you always wanted to swim with dolphins"

"Han stuffed himself with Kessel's fried Bantha tacos and now he's got the Kessel runs."