Post-truth Ponderer Gifts

Mr. Zip in Trouble

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Sauce for the Goose

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

Truth

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

"Now that was post-modern sex."

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

The Price of Freedom

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

Afraid of change - leave it here.

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

'...and that is my philosophy.'

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"I think it's wrong to hunt them when they're in a house of worship."