Post-therapy Reflection T-Shirts

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"The overthinker"

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'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

Cellphone Islands

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

That party went well.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

"Is this who I am?"

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"I used to think" if I don't go to work the world will fall apart. . . but it fell apart anyway."

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

Business man sees himself as a shark

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"Now we'll just need a vaccine for soul-destroying expectations, crushing workloads and the debilitating effects of 28-hour days..."

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

My therapist cured me of using humour as a defense...these days I pack a .45.

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

"Wonder if there's something wrong with you? Reality is for us all it's true..."

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'