Post-therapy Reflection Pillows

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"The overthinker"

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'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

Cellphone Islands

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

That party went well.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

"Is this who I am?"

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"I used to think" if I don't go to work the world will fall apart. . . but it fell apart anyway."

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

Business man sees himself as a shark

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"Now we'll just need a vaccine for soul-destroying expectations, crushing workloads and the debilitating effects of 28-hour days..."

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

My therapist cured me of using humour as a defense...these days I pack a .45.

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

"Wonder if there's something wrong with you? Reality is for us all it's true..."

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'