Post-party Shenanigans Gifts

"I'm sorry, sir, but 311 cannot bring you hangover nachos."

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Mum, I got the job!"

The Frankenstein snowman.

"So that's what it means to unwind before dinner."

I was hoping you might convince him by demonstrating the quality of the product.

"Dammit, Hopkins... It's the fiscal new year!"

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

"Dude, last night was nuts."

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'

"..and to my cat, Wilhelm, I leave my wifes best couch."

"And you say you've been erect for over 4 hours?"

"Alright mate? Fancy popping out later for a couple of units?"

"Ms. Thomas, you'll have to come pick up your son. He's swinging from the chandelier claiming that he can and will divide by zero."

'It's crazy what a peep will eat.'

'We've got it narrowed down to between three and twenty-three pounds.'

"What time does the afterparty start?"

'I got caught cribbing from Charley Jones' laptop!'

"You might fake an illness at home, but here, only a fever makes her a believer."

"Good God, man. You look like you didn't sleep in a hole last night."

"Can you make that with your nose?"

'I demand a second opinion!'

"I love Fallon, but what's this 'late-night television' thing?"

Football ground toilets include one for mascots.

'No Billy! I am not ready to see you yet!'

'I warned you not to keep on calling him 'Fatty Christmas'!'

"Stealing office supplies, eh? I'm in for murder one!"