Post-modern Entertainer Pillows

'It's a new reality show about a reality show producer...'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"Extreme miming"

'He does.'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

"What's your occupation?"

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Clown Wife

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

'Send in the Clones.'

Children's Entertainer

Bouncy Castle. Hey, you kids, get out of my house!

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Dog Birthdays

Clown walks balloon dog

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Crazy old clown cat lady.

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

Off Off Off Off Broadway

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

'Don't you ever knock?'

The Amazing Mr Sausage

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

Raging Bull on Ice

"It's depressing, people just don't take our work seriously."

'Seriously folks...'

Clown walking his balloon dog.