Post-modern Entertainer Pillows

'It's a new reality show about a reality show producer...'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"Extreme miming"

'He does.'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Clown Wife

'Send in the Clones.'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"What's your occupation?"

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

Children's Entertainer

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

Clown walks balloon dog

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Crazy old clown cat lady.

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

'Don't you ever knock?'

The Amazing Mr Sausage

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

Off Off Off Off Broadway

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

"It's depressing, people just don't take our work seriously."

Raging Bull on Ice

"No one takes me seriously."

'Son I want you to Follow in My Footsteps.'

'Seriously folks...'