Post-lockdown Shopping Spree T-Shirts

"I'm not sure what it is but now that the shops are open I thought we could probably do with one."

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"I shop, therefore I am."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

How would Madam like to pay?

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

Back To Nowhere Sale!

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

"Let's just get through this first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

Don't miss this opportunity to own something really expensive!

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

'Shove' (at big sale).

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

"Bob returned to the office after the shut down and found his lucky bamboo plant had flourished."

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

'You must have something in my size?'

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

Giant sale - 'Sorry Luv - that's the last one.'

"Nothing ventured, nothing exchanged."

Shopping Trips

"It's great to be back in the theater again."

"My husband's suing me for mall practice."

Winter Sale