
"I'm not sure what it is but now that the shops are open I thought we could probably do with one."
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"I'm not sure what it is but now that the shops are open I thought we could probably do with one."
"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"
"I shop, therefore I am."
'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'
"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."
'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'
"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"
How would Madam like to pay?
'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'
"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."
Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"
"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."
"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"
Everything for a buck.
Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'
"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"
"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"
"Let's just get through this first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."
Back To Nowhere Sale!
Don't miss this opportunity to own something really expensive!
"I shop to forget what I bought last year."
"Last weekend I went to Orlando for the DisneyWorld re-opening."
'Shove' (at big sale).
Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.
"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."
"Bob returned to the office after the shut down and found his lucky bamboo plant had flourished."
'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'
'You must have something in my size?'
"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."
"It's great to be back in the theater again."
Giant sale - 'Sorry Luv - that's the last one.'
"Nothing ventured, nothing exchanged."
Shopping Trips
"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"
Aisle 3; 300 - 500 calories per serving.
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate your post-lockdown shopping spree—perfect for mornings filled with retail excitement.
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