Post-apocalyptic Buff Pillows

Post-Apocalyptic Pollyanna

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

Apocalypse Research Center

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

Halloween Selfie

Monster Baseball

"Who's the new guy that keeps nibbling on my neck?"

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

Squeal like a pig!

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

Post-Apocalypse Greeting Card

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

"Hey, remember the internet?"

They're so thoughtful

'Well, Dewey, the world will never be the same. ... the deer have gone nuclear.'

The End is Nigh

A boast of ghosts

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

"I feel more quaint than wicked."

'The End is Near' and 'There's No End In Sight.'

From the moment his blind date showed up, the Count knew it wasn't going to work out.

"I put the whole thing together with my mom’s health care statements – pretty scary, huh?"

"Little help here!"

"Son, it's time we talked about the birds and the killer robot bees."

'That's the Director of Housing. She isn't taking the news of the rates freeze too well...'

'Oh isn't he adorable, he has his father's eyes!'

"If the council is convened, I'd like to propose some measures to deal with the catastrophic change that has ravaged earth, leaving us a small band of scavengers."