Positive Thinkers Gifts

Self examination.

Sisyphus Sawyer

"I'll be the best side dish ever."

"If you've got it, you've got it."

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

Community Hospital: Got Well

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

The Eternal Optimist: Smiley Face grocery bag in the garbage, saying, 'Thank You'.

'Never mind sir, going bald means less hair to keep tidy.'

'Don't look at it as a problem -- look at it as an opportunity!'

Books: The Power of Positive Stinking.

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"I'm really glad that we're in this together."

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

Be Healthy

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Self-esteem room

Optimist

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

'You lack the expertise we're looking for, Mr Wheaton - but darn it, I like your attitude.'

Protest

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

"So, let's catch a wellness wave!"

The bluebird of happiness couldn't make it. I'm the finch of eh, I can't complain.

"Things are looking up!"

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

Congratulations on the new you!