Positive Thinking Gifts

"Never mind how other see you, how do you see yourself?"

Think positive.

'On the plus side folks, we'll be landing way, way ahead of schedule.'

'We don't talk about 'failure' here, we call it 'deferred success'...'

'I'm not sure if I'm an optimist or a pessimist. . . I see the glass half-clean.'

How Optimism Works

A person thinking happy thoughts that insulate him from the gloom around him

The Pessimist, the Optimist and Uncle Stan.

'Nothing at work ever seems to upset you, Mike. How do you manage that?' 'Easy! I try to keep a positive attitude, visualize success and practice healthy self-talk. And that pre-frontal lobotomy I had last year really helps, too!' 'I suppose it does.'

'Let's put that nasty word out 'plummet' of our minds.'

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'Normally, I'm not an optomist, but in this case the glass is half full.'

A Stray Curmudgeon in a Field of Perennial Optimists.

'Mr. Peters, we're going to throw out your medical records and start you from scratch as a healthy man.'

Pollyanna, the Hamster

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

Old man imagines his younger self dancing with a cane.

Think positive thoughts - 'Out of bounds on the right...water on the left...I'll probably shank it!'

"When you've finished your affirmations, dear, don't forget to put your trousers on."

What They Believe In

"Most of all, he'll be remembered for his irrepressible spirit."

1/2 Full Foundation: Optimists only need apply.

'I'm having an energy crisis.'

'On a positive note, we're bottom feeders: We can't go lower than that...'

Bob Smith: Asking For It

"Ok, now. Everybody think fire."

"It's amazing how far you can go with a positive attitude."

"Is this beautiful weather, or what?"

Fred counts his blessing.

Life Begins at 40

Shrew, Resilient, Resourceful, Unemployed

"Hey! What's with the 'home run trot'? You struck out!"

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'

"If you've got it, you've got it."

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'