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'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

Sloaney Pony.

Party Animals.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Canape?

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Green Balloon

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

A man looks up at the earth

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"What's with the Tim Russert act?"

The Happiest Hen in Acle

'Absent friends!'

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

'Malty tasking.'

'..and if you must yawn tonight keep your mouth shut.'