Portrait Patrons Gifts

Duck painting picture of man painting picture of a duck.

Cariactures

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Framed Lady

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Diego Velasquez

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

El Greco

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

"Great photo."

Elizabeth II

Phoebe Mary Waller-Bridge caricature

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

"Yes, but is it art?"

Rembrandt's Selfies

Robert Charles Durman Mitchum caricature

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

The caricature of Dorian Gray

"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."

"I'd like a portrait of me in the style of him."

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'

'If I don't like it, I rearrange your face.'

'Well, you're not Michaelangelo!'

Mitch McConnell

AUGUSTUS JOHN

I want you to make it so my eyes follow everyone around the boardroom

'It's my latest invention. I call it 'Picture in a picture.'

'I like it, but is it Art?'

'You're messing with my head.'

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'