Portrait Patrons Gifts

Duck painting picture of man painting picture of a duck.

Cariactures

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Framed Lady

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Diego Velasquez

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

El Greco

"Great photo."

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Elizabeth II

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

Rembrandt's Selfies

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

"Yes, but is it art?"

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

The caricature of Dorian Gray

'Well, you're not Michaelangelo!'

AUGUSTUS JOHN

'If I don't like it, I rearrange your face.'

"I'd like a portrait of me in the style of him."

Mitch McConnell

"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'

I want you to make it so my eyes follow everyone around the boardroom

'It's my latest invention. I call it 'Picture in a picture.'

'You're messing with my head.'

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

"Your mother was young and restless and knew what she wanted. She wanted out."