Portrait Judges T-Shirts

Woman who is disappointed with her appearance in a photograph

Cariactures

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Framed Lady

"Caricatures $20"

Diego Velasquez

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Family Portrait Abuse.

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

El Greco

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

Rembrandt's Selfies

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

Artistic Licence.

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

Caricatures priced by how much they look like you.

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

The caricature of Dorian Gray

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'

"Here it comes!"

"I dreamed Lucian Freud was coming to paint us."

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

'It all started when I took a Rorschach test.'

'Well, you're not Michaelangelo!'

'If I don't like it, I rearrange your face.'

Duck painting picture of man painting picture of a duck.

'It's my latest invention. I call it 'Picture in a picture.'