Portrait Judges Pillows

Woman who is disappointed with her appearance in a photograph

Cariactures

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Framed Lady

Diego Velasquez

"Caricatures $20"

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

El Greco

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Family Portrait Abuse.

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

Rembrandt's Selfies

"This painting will make you so famous that you won't be able to walk down the street without being recognised."

Phoebe Mary Waller-Bridge caricature

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

You looked different during our video chat.

Artistic Licence.

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

Caricatures priced by how much they look like you.

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

"I dreamed Lucian Freud was coming to paint us."

"Here it comes!"

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

The caricature of Dorian Gray

'It all started when I took a Rorschach test.'

'Well, you're not Michaelangelo!'

'If I don't like it, I rearrange your face.'

Duck painting picture of man painting picture of a duck.