Portrait Clarity Enthusiast Mugs

'Was the flash too bright?'

Cariactures

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Framed Lady

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Diego Velasquez

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

Leaning Tower of Pisa

El Greco

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

'Agreed. We fund only those proposals we can understand.'

Elizabeth II

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

The Formal Street Artist

Rembrandt's Selfies

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

"Quit moving"

'Do you know any other poses?'

'Well, you're not Michaelangelo!'

Mitch McConnell

The caricature of Dorian Gray

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'

AUGUSTUS JOHN

'It's my latest invention. I call it 'Picture in a picture.'

"I hoped you'd like the size of it."

"There! - It looks like you now!!"

'You're messing with my head.'

'It all started when I took a Rorschach test.'

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'