Portrait Appreciator Mugs

"I kept hoping the picture would get old and repulsive looking, instead of me, but it didn't work out that way."

"Your mother was young and restless and knew what she wanted. She wanted out."

Red Letter Days - Having one's portrait shown

'Don't make my nose too big!'

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

Francis Bacon

Mulroney's portrait made it clear he'd not forgiven his Conservative detractors.

Quentin de la Tour

Cariactures

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Framed Lady

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Diego Velasquez

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

The Sculptor

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

El Greco

Elizabeth II

Rembrandt's Selfies

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

The caricature of Dorian Gray

'Well, you're not Michaelangelo!'

AUGUSTUS JOHN

Mitch McConnell

'This one is from my pre-arts grant period'

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'

"You have a Picasso?"

'It's my latest invention. I call it 'Picture in a picture.'

Leonardo Da Vinci tries to make the Mona Lisa smile.

"There! - It looks like you now!!"

'It's the least I can do. I don't have enough money to get cloned.'

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"