Portrait Viewing Mugs

Red Letter Days - Having one's portrait shown

Cariactures

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Framed Lady

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

"Caricatures $20"

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Diego Velasquez

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

The Sculptor

'Are you done yet?'

Man to date about many self-portraits on his wall: 'Self-realization is where I'm headed.'

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

El Greco

Francoise Gilot

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

You're my Mona Lisa.

Painter's Duel.

'I know you've worked hard on it, dear, but maybe we should get the Rabbi a . . . uh. . . 'back up' birthday present too?'

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

Rembrandt's Selfies

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

Mitch McConnell

'It all started when I took a Rorschach test.'