Portrait Mugs

Diego Velasquez

Artist.

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

Cariactures

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Framed Lady

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"Caricatures $20"

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

The Sculptor

'Are you done yet?'

Francoise Gilot

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Family Portrait Abuse.

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

Phoebe Mary Waller-Bridge caricature

"now let's try one without the tusks."

Frida Kahlo

'I know you've worked hard on it, dear, but maybe we should get the Rabbi a . . . uh. . . 'back up' birthday present too?'

You're my Mona Lisa.

Robert Charles Durman Mitchum caricature

"This painting will make you so famous that you won't be able to walk down the street without being recognised."

Artistic Licence.

Painter's Duel.

Rembrandt's Selfies

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.