Portrait Clarity Enthusiast Prints

'Was the flash too bright?'

Cariactures

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Framed Lady

Diego Velasquez

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

Leaning Tower of Pisa

El Greco

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

'Agreed. We fund only those proposals we can understand.'

Elizabeth II

Rembrandt's Selfies

"This painting will make you so famous that you won't be able to walk down the street without being recognised."

The Formal Street Artist

Robert Charles Durman Mitchum caricature

Phoebe Mary Waller-Bridge caricature

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

AUGUSTUS JOHN

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'

The caricature of Dorian Gray

"Quit moving"

Mitch McConnell

'Well, you're not Michaelangelo!'

'Do you know any other poses?'

'It's my latest invention. I call it 'Picture in a picture.'

'I like it, but is it Art?'

"Your mother was young and restless and knew what she wanted. She wanted out."

"I hoped you'd like the size of it."

"There! - It looks like you now!!"

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'