Portfolio Prospector Gifts

Searching for the perfect gift for a portfolio prospector? Celebrate their passion for discovering new opportunities with our collection of unique, witty, and creative products. Ideal for artists, entrepreneurs, or anyone always on the hunt for the next big thing, these items add a playful yet motivational touch to their workspace or home. Whether it’s a quirky mug, a stylish print, or a comfy pillow, find something that speaks to their adventurous spirit and creative mindset.

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'You'll like him. He's very optimistic - he believes that money can make you happy.'

'You'll like him. He's very optimistic - he believes that money can make you happy.' mockup

'You'll like him. He's very optimistic - he believes that money can make you happy.'

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Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies. mockup

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

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"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it." mockup

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

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'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.' mockup

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

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"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?" mockup

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

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'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.' mockup

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

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Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down. mockup

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

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'There are only three things that matter in this world, son... bottom line...'

'There are only three things that matter in this world, son... bottom line...' mockup

'There are only three things that matter in this world, son... bottom line...'

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"Right now I'm mostly in cash."

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You are here

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'Before we found you, we were just squeaking by.'

'Before we found you, we were just squeaking by.' mockup

'Before we found you, we were just squeaking by.'

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'Was it Nietzsche who said, whatever doesn't kill your portfolio makes it stronger?'

'Was it Nietzsche who said, whatever doesn't kill your portfolio makes it stronger?' mockup

'Was it Nietzsche who said, whatever doesn't kill your portfolio makes it stronger?'

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'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.' mockup

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

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Investor alternates between hating and loving gold, depending on the stock market's performance.

Investor alternates between hating and loving gold, depending on the stock market's performance. mockup

Investor alternates between hating and loving gold, depending on the stock market's performance.

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"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw." mockup

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

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"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!" mockup

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

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Have you seen my money?

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'Ask me about my portfolio.'

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"Trepanning for gold"

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"For five starts it's worth the trip." mockup

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

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"Darling, there's an offer for a time-share nest in Florida: Should we apply?"

"Darling, there's an offer for a time-share nest in Florida: Should we apply?" mockup

"Darling, there's an offer for a time-share nest in Florida: Should we apply?"

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"You've got termites."

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'That's the trouble with theae Chinese stocks -- an hour later you want to invest again.'

'That's the trouble with theae Chinese stocks -- an hour later you want to invest again.' mockup

'That's the trouble with theae Chinese stocks -- an hour later you want to invest again.'

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"Yes, but the trouble is he always wears that mysterious smile."

"Yes, but the trouble is he always wears that mysterious smile." mockup

"Yes, but the trouble is he always wears that mysterious smile."

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"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy." mockup

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

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Buy on the dip, ignore the blip, and sell before the bubble bursts.

Buy on the dip, ignore the blip, and sell before the bubble bursts. mockup

Buy on the dip, ignore the blip, and sell before the bubble bursts.

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"I'm trying to find a new element." mockup

"I'm trying to find a new element."

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'Before we get started, I would like to thank our stockholder for coming tonight...'

'Before we get started, I would like to thank our stockholder for coming tonight...' mockup

'Before we get started, I would like to thank our stockholder for coming tonight...'

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"I'm adding some safe-haven assets to your portfolio...gold and Ozempic."

"I'm adding some safe-haven assets to your portfolio...gold and Ozempic." mockup

"I'm adding some safe-haven assets to your portfolio...gold and Ozempic."

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"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."

"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year." mockup

"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."

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Common stock, Preferred stock, Private stock.

Common stock, Preferred stock, Private stock. mockup

Common stock, Preferred stock, Private stock.

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'You need to alter your portfolio allocation. Right now it's 25% stocks, 15% bonds and 60% margin loans.'

'You need to alter your portfolio allocation. Right now it's 25% stocks, 15% bonds and 60% margin loans.' mockup

'You need to alter your portfolio allocation. Right now it's 25% stocks, 15% bonds and 60% margin loans.'

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"We at U.T.M. Investments specialize in conservative investments. After all, our initials stand for 'Under The Mattress.' "

"We at U.T.M. Investments specialize in conservative investments. After all, our initials stand for 'Under The Mattress.' " mockup

"We at U.T.M. Investments specialize in conservative investments. After all, our initials stand for 'Under The Mattress.' "

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Wall Street walking traffic sign flashes 'Worry' and 'Don't Worry.'

Wall Street walking traffic sign flashes 'Worry' and 'Don't Worry.' mockup

Wall Street walking traffic sign flashes 'Worry' and 'Don't Worry.'

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'Talk about advanced technology! It even has a beer holder!'

'Talk about advanced technology! It even has a beer holder!' mockup

'Talk about advanced technology! It even has a beer holder!'

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Portfolio Prospector Gifts Collection

Portfolio Prospector Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs specially designed for portfolio prospectors—ideal for brightening mornings and fueling creative endeavors.

Portfolio Prospector Pillows

Comfort and inspiration combined—browse our pillows that speak to your portfolio prospector’s adventurous and creative spirit.

Portfolio Prospector Prints

Bring inspiration to their space with prints designed for the creative prospector—stylish, motivational, and uniquely charming.

Portfolio Prospector T-Shirts

Find the perfect t-shirt for the creative prospector—fun, witty, and inspiring designs that celebrate their passion for discovering new opportunities.