Portable Power Pro Gifts

"It's not easy getting a seat on the bus, but my phone stays charged all day."

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

The president's men

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"National security adviser"

"Hmmm ... that's interesting. Now, what about ideas that don't suck - do you have any of those?"

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

"Whereas we used to display losses in shocking and offensive red, we now display them in warm and comforting toasted almond."

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.'

A smiling cyclist

Worker ant's To Do list.

'In my rise to the tip I was always aware of a higher power - now I feel I'm ready to take it on.'

'He's ruthless and greedy... so let's make sure he's on our side.'

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).