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Welcome to Fertilityville

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

The No No No's

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

Soaring Profits

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

"You've changed."

Mother Goose Timeshare

'It was romantic before we had kids. Build some stairs.'

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

"Having a cat will prepare us for having a teenager one day."

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

Teamwork: Innovation, Success, Evaluation, Development, Growth, Solution, Progess, Market.

'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'

'If he hasn't got a name yet, how do we know he's ours?'

"You're fatigued, run down, anxious, with high blood pressure, back ache, and a general malaise. You've got kids."

A father of three

"Mommy is having another baby. Let me assure you that any paradigm shift will be incremental, core values remain family-centric, and Mommy is committed to assimilation and building synergy."

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

Why you must go to work

"No, he's not in right now, he's out demographing."

U.S. demographic affecting senate representation.

"I prefer your early pieces."

OVERPOPULATION CRISIS LOOMS!, 'If the Government really wanted zero population growth, they'd turn the problem over to the Pentagon.'

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

'He's at that difficult age: 0 to 16.'

Discomfort zone.

Aging population in Cuba

A mom watches as her children get into a large SUV using a staircase.

Son measuring his father against the wall.

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."