Population Dynamics Hobbyist T-Shirts

'Do you know there's a baby born in this city every minute?' - 'Don't look at me, I live in the country.'

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Keeping occupied in lockdown

The Problem with World Population Growth

"Who knew we'd be a desirable demographic?"

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

Person Reading For Pleasure

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

artist painting portrait

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

"Thanks for letting me borrow the car, Dad. And would you mind speaking with the police outside?"

Recombinant DNA

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

'George,you're spending too much time bass fishing,it's starting to show on you.'

Aging and birth rate in the population

Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle

"Thanks for your help, but I really don't need it!"

"Dammit! I failed again trying to create a centaur, a minotaur and a mermaid."

"Are you sure you're in the right place? You smell salty."

"I'm just doing this temporarily. Our usual police artist is off sick."

Baitcaster reel with tangled line

"This says the median age for Hispanics in the United States is 27...the median age for all the other groups is much higher."

Origami Ark

'Not a 'podcast' - just a cast.'

Happy Holidays. Santa probably won't come if you stay up any longer hoping to take a selfie with him. I love Santa.

'Thinks outside the envelope, does Gavin. That's his radio-controlled cloud.'

"There, but for the grace of Cod..."

Knitting On-Line

"DId you know 20 percent of all teenagers in this country are Latino? It's like they're a majority!"