Population Dynamics Hobbyist T-Shirts

'Do you know there's a baby born in this city every minute?' - 'Don't look at me, I live in the country.'

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

The Problem with World Population Growth

Keeping occupied in lockdown

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"Who knew we'd be a desirable demographic?"

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

Person Reading For Pleasure

artist painting portrait

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

Recombinant DNA

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

"Thanks for your help, but I really don't need it!"

Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle

Aging and birth rate in the population

'George,you're spending too much time bass fishing,it's starting to show on you.'

"Dammit! I failed again trying to create a centaur, a minotaur and a mermaid."

"Are you sure you're in the right place? You smell salty."

"I'm just doing this temporarily. Our usual police artist is off sick."

"This says the median age for Hispanics in the United States is 27...the median age for all the other groups is much higher."

"There, but for the grace of Cod..."

Baitcaster reel with tangled line

'Thinks outside the envelope, does Gavin. That's his radio-controlled cloud.'

Origami Ark

'Not a 'podcast' - just a cast.'

Knitting On-Line

"DId you know 20 percent of all teenagers in this country are Latino? It's like they're a majority!"

Voice Jail