Demographics Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

"Papi, in 15 years, almost one in four college-age students in the United States will be Latino!"

"They say there's a sucker born every minute, but I'm concerned about a declining birth rate."

"Good boy."

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

"You lack spontaniety."

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

The Problem with World Population Growth

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

Uncle Sam and Democracy

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

Ah Democracy - Just Like Home

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

Biological Cuckoo clock

Desk of Public Opinion Polls has 'In' box 'Out' box and 'Undecided'.

U.S. demographic affecting senate representation.

"Why don't you ever do any positive stories about government dysfunction?"

When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

Ostrich Bar

Virginia Foxx Caricature

Election Fatigue?

"The average citizen doesn't have a clue - or why would we keep getting re-elected?"

'It's 10 P.M. do you know who's in charge of Egypt - the Muslim Brotherhood or the military?'

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

Romantic Coffee Dates