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OVERPOPULATION CRISIS LOOMS!, 'If the Government really wanted zero population growth, they'd turn the problem over to the Pentagon.'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

Great Moments in Computing #192: Newton discovers the computer.

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

Tipping Pain Chart

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

Maternity Unit - 'Congratulations! It's a midwife!'

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

'We've discovered a new breed of shark tat has evolved is dorsal fin to disguise itself,'

''Relativity,' you say? — Well, it can't be any worse than your 'speed bump' theory.'

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

"... But here in the outside world, I need more time and I need more space."

Conspiracy Theory Books

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

Physics toy.

Newton discovers surrealism

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

'If you think using a stick is evolutionary, wait till you try one these dipped in chocolate.'

Hunter-Gatherer, Agriculture, Services, Tech. . . Job-Hunter-Gatherer.

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

Progress: The amount of effort expended multiplied by the square of the ratio of scientists to managers: P=E X (S/M)2.

Welcome to Roswell. I can't believe that you forgot that space is curved.

"Now is the part of the show when we ask the audience to shout out some random numbers."

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."

"These images clearly show we were here long before mankind."

"But, Senator, all the cool kids were doing it."

"The sideburns really do nothing for me!"

Worm humour