Popularity Contests T-Shirts

'I'm out of the loop!'

Race

"Time to prop up my ego. . ."

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Likes: $2.

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

High Five

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

'I wish I were as popular as the coffee machine.'

'Rhea of the Year.'

The return of Miss Subways

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'

'I have no new Facebook friend requests today. See that I do before lunchtime.'

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

Annual Lump Festival Competition:'I don't know if I can give an award, they're all so fantastic..'

'We did it, Dad! We won the heaviest frog award!'

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

"You may be man's 'best friend' but I have over 2,123 likes on facebook!"

"Those were the toughest tryouts I've ever had. Everyone has shown great improvement, but I only have one slot open. Congratulations, Gracie! You're the newest member of our academic decathlon team!"

"Sure I won the spelling bee contest, but since everyone has spell check, no one cares!"

'Who wants to see second prize in the sales contest?'

'I'm doing a 'Win a Date with a Computer Geek' contest on my website.'

No soliciting - unless you're one of those sweepstakes

The Apprentice