Popularity Contest Analyst T-Shirts

"When I don't like someone, I friend them just so I can unfriend them."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Trump Poutine

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

The Real Russian history

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"

Others' perceptions (which aren't always true)

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"You can't fool people all of the time, but you can get a lot of them to believe fake news!"

"I didn't mean anything by it. I don't know why I said it. I just said it, that's all. Twiggy."

Romney: 'Corporations are people! We just pay a lot less taxes than you!'

'Perhaps it's time we re-branded.'

The Trump baby blimp ffffftts into the sunset.

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

Bad Influence of TV

"It must be a youth culture!" (Lager, boobs, lager, babes,footie, girls,lager.)

'I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...'

'Wow! Can't you just feel the safe-ness!'

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

Wright Wing Conspiracy.

Trump's time is running out

Words from a Senator.

Obama Campaign.

'My credibility is on the line with this speech.' 'Who do you think you're kidding?'

"What factors influenced your decision to use this particular exit?"

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

"Of course, this prediction has a plus or minus margin of error of 80% or 90%."