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"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

The Dorrie Decimal System

Television Readers.

No-Work Orange

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Blue Stockings

Bookworm Sleepover

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

The Style of Elements

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

Paranormal A-Z...

Gen-Next Library

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Silence of the Chickens...

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Rare Books

Audio Books

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

Flyfishing for dummies.

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

Birds reading over woman's shoulder