Popular Books Pillows

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

The Dorrie Decimal System

Television Readers.

Blue Stockings

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

No-Work Orange

Bookworm Sleepover

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

The Style of Elements

Gen-Next Library

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Paranormal A-Z...

Silence of the Chickens...

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Rare Books

The Demise of Tinkerbell

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

Audio Books

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

Flyfishing for dummies.

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."