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"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

The Dorrie Decimal System

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

No-Work Orange

Blue Stockings

Television Readers.

Bookworm Sleepover

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Paranormal A-Z...

Silence of the Chickens...

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Gen-Next Library

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

Audio Books

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

Flyfishing for dummies.

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."