Print Books T-Shirts

'Lost your kindle in the cab? Try my outdated destined-for-extinction, low-priced print edition.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

Copycats

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

The Dorrie Decimal System

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Bookworm Sleepover

Blue Stockings

No-Work Orange

Television Readers.

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Rare Books

Silence of the Chickens...

Paranormal A-Z...

Where Indian ink came from.

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Audio Books

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

Flyfishing for dummies.

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."