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Pop-up Critic T-Shirts
Dress your pop-up critic in style! Our witty t-shirts are perfect for those who love to showcase their keen eye for design and critique with humor and flair.
'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'
"Bleeeee! It's plastic."
The americanisation of vulture.
Kritik's Korner
'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is, none of us will be alive then.'
If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.
"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."
Armageddon
A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.
"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."
Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?
"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."
WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"
Ranked Voting in N.Y.C.
'Maximising shareholder value doesn't count.'
'My dentist recommended it.'
Thinker, but not too deep: 'I wonder what's on TV tonight?'
As Seen Watching TV
Justin Timberlake
"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation."
Aladdin and the magic telemarketer lamp. Your first 3 wishes are free!* *By accepting wishes, user agrees to lifetime monthly charges, activation fees, and all applicable taxes.
Ask Sadie! I just read an article where Daisy Ridley said J.J. Abrams wrote drafts for Episode VIII and Episode IX. And then Rian Johnson THREW THAT OUT and went a whole different direction. This makes me lose all faith in Star Wars. Am I overreacting? **Actual reader question. Excellent question. This reminds me of the time I saw Gone with the Wind on opening day. I was the invited guest of an elderly veteran of the Civil War. He couldn't stop yammering about how seceding from the union didn't
Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.
'Pop-up Bible.'
Rodin's Irish Judge
'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'
"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"
Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom
Woke Jersey Shore
Hear No Evil, SIA No Evil, Speak No Evil.
"I am calling a meeting...I am calling it a waste of time."
Emily Ratajkowski
It used to be all about truth and justice. Now, mostly I fight for market share.
Maps of the Human Genome
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