Pop-up Aficionado T-Shirts

'No offense, but your design of our pop-up may have a few flaws.'

'Pop-up Bible.'

Books. It's about raising dogs? Yes, it's a pup-up book.

A xmas tree pops out of a book on trees

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"His first out-of-body experience."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

vaccine wars.

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

Dog Walking Services

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Skiing.

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

Intelligent people laugh too!

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

'He has your nose and my ears.'

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."