Pop-up Aficionado Pillows

'No offense, but your design of our pop-up may have a few flaws.'

'Pop-up Bible.'

A xmas tree pops out of a book on trees

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"His first out-of-body experience."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

vaccine wars.

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Skiing.

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Dog Walking Services

"The fish sticks here are very good."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

Intelligent people laugh too!

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'He has your nose and my ears.'

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"You've changed."