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Psychic diving competition.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'He lives for his holidays.'

Bring your own inflatable.

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

The Perfect Cannonball

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

One of Many California Gene Pools

A termite practical joke.

"Ugh, I was afraid he'd be here."

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

"If global warming is a left wing plot... it's a very good one."

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Dutch boy fills pool with water from dike.

"Uh oh. The almanac indicates an early fall - here's a back-to-school on page one!"

The Interloper.

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

Santa entering a pool for a swim

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

"We don’t need to keep up with the Joneses – we are the Joneses!"

'Not that sort of pool party.'

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .

Join me in a beer?

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

Shark in the swimming pool.

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'