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'Just think - if he was a greyhound you could have been blotto ten minutes ago!'

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Dog Wrestling.

The Charge of the Kids

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

Dog to dog: 'I hate the way pointers are always blaming somebody else.'

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

'And this bone, would you say he wanted to pick it for quite some time?'

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'

"I've pretended to be interested in that breed many times."

-'I'd like a doggy bag.' -'And make it a big one.'

"I have no skills. . . only tricks."

Riding School Excursion

"Don't worry, that's just him being friendly."

"I think I'll go for the Barf Bits du Jour."

"Humans are strange."

"He continues to taunt me. Frankly, I don't know else can be done."

Beware of the Overly Friendly Dog.

My other dog is a Great Dane.

'Don't chase it - You don't know where it's been.'

"Let me guess - testicles?"

"At least I can give you a hug without wearing a mask."

Walking The Dog.

A little dash of lemon should do the trick!