Pooch Communicators Pillows

'What? You want something? It has something to do with your food dish? Darn, I wish dogs could talk!'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"No no, I said sit!!"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Litterary Dogs.

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

'And this bone, would you say he wanted to pick it for quite some time?'

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'

'That's right, my Master follows me on my walk with a plastic bag in his hand: I have no privacy anymore...'

"Funny how he always goes in the same spot."

"Speak, Rover come on boy." - "Rover, come on boy."

"I have no skills. . . only tricks."

"Fine ... no walk? I am so barking all night long!"

"Enough about me. Let's talk about my dog."

"We were wondering if you could take the bodywork seminar elsewhere."

Animal Translations.

"They're not the tastiest, so try hiding them in a piece of cheese before you take them."

Tough Guy

The downside of curbing your dog....

'Ever noticed how people resemble their pets?'

"Don't worry, that's just him being friendly."

No Wonder he's sick! Chicken Bones!