Pooch Communicators Prints

'What? You want something? It has something to do with your food dish? Darn, I wish dogs could talk!'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"No no, I said sit!!"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Litterary Dogs.

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

Primate Speech Institute. He's learned to talk, but all he'll talk about is the price of bananas.

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

"I'm just saying, studies show that owning a human can improve the quality of your life."

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

'And this bone, would you say he wanted to pick it for quite some time?'

'That's right, my Master follows me on my walk with a plastic bag in his hand: I have no privacy anymore...'

"Funny how he always goes in the same spot."

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'

"Speak, Rover come on boy." - "Rover, come on boy."

"I have no skills. . . only tricks."

"Enough about me. Let's talk about my dog."

"We were wondering if you could take the bodywork seminar elsewhere."

"Fine ... no walk? I am so barking all night long!"

"They're not the tastiest, so try hiding them in a piece of cheese before you take them."

Animal Translations.

Tough Guy

"I told him about anthropomorphism, and he decided to try it."

'Ever noticed how people resemble their pets?'

"I think I'll go for the Barf Bits du Jour."